28 Proposals...

1. [1] Grogorian July 31st, 2008 at 2:00 am

   SCARY!! Prepair yourself with PUT ON the extra pair of bunny slippers and USE some sunscreen. Step OUT and EXAMINE daylight for the first time since 1998.

2. [2] Wogi July 31st, 2008 at 2:20 am

   Take each and every pillow you can find and prepare for each and every possible physical “damage”.
   And of course “beeing prepared” DOES mean to be overcautionous and nearly aggressive against everything unknown (Use toilet-cord-mouse-nunchuck).

3. [3] stb July 31st, 2008 at 7:31 am

   take the towel, make your self a helmet out of it
   take the nunchuk to arm yourself
   go outside

4. [4] Werwolf July 31st, 2008 at 8:17 am

   Beside the Sunblocker1000000000 you’d better TAKE the bottle of clerasil into your inventory too. In the documentary ‘Evolution’ David D. fights the Aliens successfully with Hea&Schoul!

5. [5] Werwolf July 31st, 2008 at 8:26 am

   damn! I mean: Hea*beep*&Shoul*beep*!

6. [6] bert July 31st, 2008 at 8:43 am

   Use towel as backpack for your Items (take a string to fix it..[optional: use nunchuk])

7. [7] Jojo July 31st, 2008 at 8:56 am

   @Werwolf: is “Head&Shoulders” a registered trademark? Anyway everyone is allowed to speak out brand names here ;) I do it, too.

   @bert: You don’t have to care about organizing the inventory. I’m going to generously disregard this problem. Anyhow, PLEASE don’t try to pick up everything you see ;)

8. [8] Ralle July 31st, 2008 at 9:06 am

   Nimm Clearasil, benutze Sunblocker, gehe zum Ziel (3.2 km ist zwar hart an der Grenze zur maximalen Gehdistanz für Standard Nerds, aber hey – das wird schon!)

9. [9] Juja July 31st, 2008 at 9:20 am

   grab star trek book
   compare remains of exploded space thingy to beam-me-up-pages
   rebuild space thingy and use it to beam yourself there

10. [10] SETI-Blogger July 31st, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Put Clearasil on head to defend the cruel mind-rays from the CIA. And then go outside.

11. [11] bert July 31st, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I never mentioned the Sunblocker, neither the clearasil.. so i do not try to pick up everything i see^^

12. [12] Stfn July 31st, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Riesenfake & Verzweiflungstat:
    http://www.wg-gesucht.de/wg-zimmer-in-Jena-Jena-Stadt.1051092.html … das ist der WAHRE Grund für das hier.

13. [13] melly July 31st, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Repair your computer and find the location on Google Maps (or some other nerdy program). Look up the photos of the environment and send your self-made-roboter-pet to the place to find out what’s up there. It’s not necessary to go outside if you can avoid it!

14. [14] Carsten July 31st, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Use pen with face for camouflage.
    Search entrance to canalization to avoid sunlight.

15. [15] Indy July 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Dann schreib erstmal deiner Mom, dass Du nach draussen gehst um die Welt zu retten.

    Und bastel Dir aus dem Handtuch einen Sonnenschutz! ;o)

16. [16] Andi July 31st, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    The towel of defence is going to save you against any influenca attack, wrap it around your face and walk like Egyptian. *nobody is going to stop you with those crazy moves … skill!

17. [17] itzmi July 31st, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    krame in deinem kasten und zieh dir dann erstmal dein enterprise kostüm an um darüber einen astronautenanzug drüber zu ziehen.mit dem buch “die welt für dummies” in der hand,kann dir dann eigentlich nix mehr passieren…

18. [18] Ex1tus July 31st, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Now its time for your Master Chief Helmet!

19. [19] HinRichter July 31st, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Put on your radiation-protection-suit, spray it with extra strong sunblocker, grab your ACME-ABC-Detection-Device and wrap aluminium foil around your head to protect your brain from the influences of non-nerd-rays. THEN you should be ready to face……THE OUTSIDE!

20. [20] Inzomniac July 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    USE sunblocker. Wrap towel round your head, then go outside and follow your gps.

21. [21] Alianne July 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Check given items for communication devices. (Maybe in the tie?) Through this, try to negotiate a new meeting point closer to home to minimize exposure time to outside world.

22. [22] Alianne July 31st, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Alternatively: Go online, twitter for help. Get someone nearby, preferrably a girl (I know, scary for Nerdy Berdy, but surely helpful during the course of this adventure) with street smarts to help and accompany you

23. [23] Kal-El July 31st, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    :-o Der Typ wohnt ganz in deiner Nähe

24. [24] twelve July 31st, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    go outside and ride your great special-nerd-bike to target

25. [25] melly July 31st, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    @kal-el: berdy ist nicht jojo. (trotz einiger ähnlichkeiten)

26. [26] crus August 1st, 2008 at 7:07 am

    Put on your Darth Vader costume to save yourself from the UV irradiation!

27. [27] Livia August 1st, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Take the calculator watch to calculate how long you will be exposed to the dangers of the outside world while heading for the meeting point. But b4 leaving check the flat for any remaining stuff that could be necessary on your trip.

28. [28] MindlessGenius August 1st, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Use sunblocker with Berdy. Open door. Go to shadow. Go to shadow. Go to shadow… (zig-zag your way through town’s shadows like Garret from “Thief” or Sam Fisher from “Splinter Cell”)