26 Proposals...

1. [1] Werwolf July 29th, 2008 at 9:36 am

   Guess what??? Open that damn packet ;)

2. [2] SETI-Blogger July 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am

   The postmen is looking like Thomas Gottschalk, one of the famoust TV-Show grannys in germany.

   i think, nerdy should run after mr. gottschalk and ask him for a sign.

3. [3] Juja July 29th, 2008 at 9:45 am

   Open packet.
   Find surprise gift.
   Look at packet.
   “Oh, it was for Juja!”
   Run after postman and give him a kick.
   (Ich hoffe, die Kritik ist angekommen ;)

4. [4] Indy July 29th, 2008 at 9:50 am

   I hope Nerdy will find the book “how to save the earth” sent by Amazon.com in the package and his superhero-suit – afte that he will decide to face his destiny

5. [5] The_Lux July 29th, 2008 at 9:57 am

   @ Werwolf: *signed*

6. [6] Andi July 29th, 2008 at 9:57 am

   Modern bombs don’t tick… Open the package and find an other bomb. Defuse it with a banana. Save it fpr later, you never know when a defused bomb comes in handy.

7. [7] Andi July 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am

   uhm.. defuse it with the doorknob. (just read the rules…)

8. [8] Alianne July 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am

   Open the package. Maybe it’s the new glasses you ordered online.

9. [9] melly July 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am

   Sit down on the toilet seat and open package cautiously.

10. [10] Lena July 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Look out for some scissors to get rid of annoying adhesive tape around the package

11. [11] Carsten July 29th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Read the senders address first. If not helpful, try to decrypt it with ROT13.

12. [12] Rallef July 29th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Clattering? Seen Ace Ventura? Damn postman…!
    Take glas-fragment from floor to cut package open carefully. MAybe use nunchuck to open leaf from a littel distance… take cover while opening…

13. [13] twelve July 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    open package and surprise us

14. [14] Christoph July 29th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Joyfully unwrap the package ignoring all precautions. It can’t get worse, can it? :-)

15. [15] 2hochn July 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    open Hulk style!

16. [16] Anusente July 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Find someone else to open the Package while you are covering somewere safe.

17. [17] lyric1981 July 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    search for your webcam…take glass from broken glasses to cut a small save hole into the wrapping … try to analyse the content. (maybe you’ll need some kind of flashlight if you have one. and i really hope your pc still works)

18. [18] donvanone July 29th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Erstmal: Such dir unzerrissene Kleidung und wasch dich damit Jojo schneller fertig mit zeichnen ist. Dann auf jeden Fall erstmal den Absender lesen? 8geht ohne Brille nicht? Hättest du mal in der letzten Runde auf mich gehört…)

19. [19] MindlessGenius July 29th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    USE packet with space in front of door,
    USE nunchucks with doorknob
    PULL Nunchucks

20. [20] dönaverkäufa July 29th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    -auf (spitzen) Trümmerrest treten
    -Sortenreine Entsorgung der Trümmer
    -explosionen waren gestern, es lebe die B-Waffe
    -in Paket: neue Brille +gratis Sonnenuhr zum selber bauen

21. [21] bert July 30th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    safty first: use ur NERDY-X-RAY-GLASSES to look inside

22. [22] rick July 30th, 2008 at 2:33 am

    er konsultiert seinen verschwörungstheoretikernerd.

23. [23] bert July 30th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    or drink coffee/[other juices] to increase energy

24. [24] Ex1tus July 30th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Plastik Master Chief Anzug anziehen.

25. [25] stb July 30th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    open the package. its the replacement of the exploded space-ball

26. [26] ABC July 30th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Guys, read the fucking manual (”about”)!!
    You make proposals what berdy shall do, not what happens next.