28 Proposals...

1. [1] twelve July 27th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

   Heil Diskordia! Log your pc in and then open the door.

2. [2] Ralle July 27th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

   Put Laptop to inventory.
   Open door.

3. [3] Livia July 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

   Go answer the door.

4. [4] itzmi July 27th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

   der nachbar steht vor der tür und beschwert sich wegen des lärms

5. [5] shoes July 27th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

   türspion benutzen und gaaanz vorsichtig die tür öffnen

6. [6] Anusente July 27th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

   Search than repair and finally clean your Glasses.

7. [7] PinkFlurry July 27th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

   öffne einfach die tür und mach klopf klopf witze

8. [8] MrW July 28th, 2008 at 12:15 am

   nimm enterprise atrappe,kaputte brille,pizzaschachtel und klospülung

   schau aus dem fenster, wer vor der tür steht

9. [9] melly July 28th, 2008 at 12:18 am

   Find out if the pizza is hot enough now.

10. [10] MindlessGenius July 28th, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Update inventory: delete bunny slippers and switch pencil to broken. Shout at the door that you’re not fully clothed while trying to find a working wall socket for your brand new coal-black laptop.

11. [11] MindlessGenius July 28th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    Otherwise… forget the wall socket since you’re blind as a mole without your glasses

12. [12] 2hochn July 28th, 2008 at 2:10 am

    step in pizza
    put pizza in inventory
    shout: “who is it?”

13. [13] 2hochn July 28th, 2008 at 2:19 am

    achja: das ding meinte doch er sei der auserwählte, vll sollte er den rechner erneut ansteckern damit “sie” ihn kontaktieren können…

14. [14] bert July 28th, 2008 at 8:13 am

    check the internet-connection first, and ignore the door.. You got fucking problems.

15. [15] The_Lux July 28th, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Look for your glases, take mouse, Enterprise and the pizza and say: “It’s open” :D

16. [16] Sven July 28th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    mach die Tür auf.. Oh.. Es sind die Aliens die gerne ihr “rundes Ding” wieder hätten..

17. [17] donvanone July 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    nimm das Brillengestell und bastel dir aus den umherliegenden Monitoren neue Brillengläser. Öffne die Tür und bite deinem Gast Pizza an. Höflichkeit ist auch in Extremsituationen das A und O

18. [18] ABC July 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    @Itzmi:
    Please note:
    * you ONLY have to make proposals on the tasks or activies of berdy. I make the story.

19. [19] lyric1981 July 28th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Hol das Popcorn aus der Microwelle

20. [20] Ex1tus July 28th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Tür verbarrikadieren, in einer Ecke verstecken, wimmern

21. [21] Rallef July 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    den Krempel nach nützlichem, ggf. Überreste Pantoffel/Bombe, durchsuchen und derweil die Tür vertrösten und Dich entschuldigen wg. dem lauten Rums… die Pizza ist dir auf den Magen geschlagen. Ersatzbrille aufsetzen! Ein echter Nerdy hat eine ;)

22. [22] MindlessGenius July 28th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Use “big mess” with toilet.
    Pull flush.
    open door.

23. [23] SETI-Blogger July 28th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Pray Mama Miracoli

24. [24] derSich July 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    look for a weapon first. no one knows whos out there at the door…

25. [25] Jonny July 28th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    pick up Gummihuhn
    shrug off dust
    check survival of harddisk

    [optional]
    dominate world (with secret nerd-power)
    invent fusion reactor (no need for insulation)
    discover women’s secrets (origin: MARS)
    [/optional]

26. [26] Ralle July 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    A weapon is a good idea – combine mouse and toilet-flush-thingy-cord to nerd-nunchucks.

27. [27] ady July 29th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    *plüschregen*
    der “-8,5 dioptrin blick” sollte nicht fehlen!
    das AUGE flog auf die klingel,prallte ab und…

28. [28] Alianne July 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Open Door. See pretty girl with Norbert-Tattoo. Follow the white rabbit. :-)