25 Proposals...

1. [1] Martin July 24th, 2008 at 7:07 am

   Take the thing inside your room and try to repair it.

2. [2] kenyoblue July 24th, 2008 at 7:12 am

   Take a screwdriver and open the front panel.

3. [3] Kird July 24th, 2008 at 7:20 am

   Press ON/OFF or REST (if it doesn´t work call the Admin ;-) )

4. [4] The_Lux July 24th, 2008 at 8:25 am

   @ kird
   I explain you every day: It isn’t that easy :D
   Press right Button (Circle Button?)

5. [5] Ralle July 24th, 2008 at 8:28 am

   A bomb button? Great! Press it!

6. [6] PinkFlurry July 24th, 2008 at 8:28 am

   guck doch einfach bei ebay nach ersatzteilen und nimm kontakt auf.

7. [7] chewey July 24th, 2008 at 8:28 am

   DON’T press the “bomb” button…

8. [8] Christoph July 24th, 2008 at 8:44 am

   Press all buttons from left to right and see what happens.

9. [9] Sandro July 24th, 2008 at 9:10 am

   schlepp das teil zum PC und analysiere die Fehlermeldung … reparieren und dann nochmal schauen was passiert

10. [10] Juja July 24th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    find firewire/usb port
    pick up cable
    use cable with thingy
    use cabled thingy with computer
    find alien pr0n

    btw: “be QUIET.”

11. [11] Bas July 24th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Press all the buttons to the same time, if this doesnt help, hit it softly.

12. [12] the_riddl0r July 24th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    GO TO pc and GOOGLE the error code

13. [13] Rallef July 24th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Den Fehlercode mit dem Stift notieren. Hm.. ist es noch heiß? Erst checken…
    Dann den linken und den rechten Button betätigen (vermutlich ein/aus und reboot?)

14. [14] derSich July 24th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Press the right button. If that doesn’t work, press the left one. If that takes no effect, too go back to your room to take a screwdriver and loosen these screws to see the inside.

15. [15] MindlessGenius July 24th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Remember: you just got up from sleep. Before you touch anything, make sure you drink more than 2 cups of good, black, well-sugared coffee. Otherwise you just might blow that thing up by accident.

16. [16] Lucas de Vil July 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    So he is curious and nerd.
    Take a screwdriver.
    Disassemble it.
    Take the memory unit.
    Try to connect it to the pc.

17. [17] Tiberius July 24th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    take the thingy to good ol’ uncle ben, he will know what to do.

    But you have to avid pushing any of the buttons! Any of them! Even if they start to blink or make funny sounds! Don’t look at them in no fu**ing case!

    And beware of the evil Tusken Raider on your way through the urban desert ;)

18. [18] dieWahre July 24th, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Hmm, was würde MacGyver jetzt tun? Der Daniel Düsentrieb aller Actionhelden. Aus Todesgefahr und brenzliger Situation kann er sich immer befreien durch Geschicklichkeit und Kombinationsgabe. Wie MacGyver reparierst du das Ding mit Hilfe des Fadens, der Kugelschreibermine, die am Boden liegt und des Kaugummi, der unter dem nächsten Möbelstück klebt.

19. [19] ABC July 24th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    How can a bomb button be wrong?

20. [20] [ˈʃpʀɛçzʊxt] July 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Close all windows, Press Ctrl-Alt-Del and try to restart the thingy.

21. [21] Kird July 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    @the_lux I hear it every day when you phone: “… and if that doesn´t work, call me again.”

22. [22] Wogi July 24th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Kick it ;)

23. [23] twelve July 24th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    take the pencil again and …

24. [24] crus July 24th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    take that thing carefully in your hands and look for some “made in …” brand

25. [25] Livia July 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Have a closer look on the buttons.
    (… since it crashed, I guess it’s running on windows ;-)